Baggio Quote Notes

When you finally make it, leave the hood, change your environment, because your biggest haters are those who used to know you when you were nobody.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT for those who will be drinking BUT NOT BUYING during Drinking Season :

1. Show maximum Respect the buyer. Call him Bazungu, chief , munene, chairman, boss,etc...

2. Greet the buyer before you sit.

3. Incase the buyer's phone goes off due to battery empty,quickly put his simcard in your phone and yours in the empty safaricom wallet. You can't be entirely useless.

4. Don't be boring, tell more stories but don't talk more than the buyer.

5. Always help the buyer with carrying beers from the counter.

6. Dance to any music that the buyer likes.

7. Buyer's jokes are always funny, so you must laugh out loud.

8. If there is only one lady at the table she belongs to the buyer.

9. When the buyer fights, fight; even if you are skinny and weak, my friend, fight! Even when the buyer is losing the fight ..fight Bro.

10. Wait for the buyer to finish his drink before you open another one, no matter how fast you drink.

11. Always drink cheaper drinks than what the buyer drink.

12. The Buyer reserves the right of choice of where to drink. And if he asks your opinion give him variety but don't make decision..

13.if the Buyer becomes drunk you too become drunk.

14.If the Buyer hates the waiter you too hate the waiter.

15.If the Buyer decides to go home you too go home.

My dear Ladies, I think we shot ourselves in the foot when we demanded for EQUALITY with men.

It's clear now that we were only thinking about EQUAL RIGHTS. We never imagined that it comes with EQUAL RESPONSIBILITIES.
We were enjoying equal Rights for a while until we started getting confronted with the reality of equal Responsibilities and we a really faltering.

I think as a collective, it is not too late to retrace our steps and embrace our traditional roles as helpers. It's not easy to be the main character. Most of us cannot handle the stress and pressure that comes with being the provider and the protector.

Women are crushing under the weight of EQUALITY. We are not biologically designed to handle things like men. Let's let men be men again and allow ourselves be women again.

It's corruption until it benefits you then it's connection. Even christians call it Grace

Don't expect anything from me, i come from a poor family.

To everyone who wants to give me a life advice, please take that advice, apply it to your life and enjoy. I live my life according to my way.

Boss hangs a poster in office. "I AM THE BOSS DON'T FORGET " He returns from lunch find a slip on his desk.
NB: "your wife called, she wants her poster back home".

One mistake you should never make in this life is, to allow yourself to be recruited by someone, to hate another person who hasn't wronged you. Only a fool inherits other people enemies as a sign of loyalty.

No matter how good you are. There is always one person who hate you for no reason.

We owe our parents an apology for not believing them when they say, they don't have money even on pay day.

Focus on making money son, women don't post broke men that's why most of them don't post their father.

I will clap for you even when you don't clap for me. That's what make me different.

A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He ask the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal. Pastor: no, we can't hold a service for a dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you. Man: but pastor will that church accept a donation of N$ 1million? The pastor shouted and asked. Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian.

We no longer go for looks, we go for maturity, stability, loyalty and peace.