There's no reason to be sad ever again ever because life is literally perfect.
D. B. Djanco
We aim for a free wheeling ever evolving line up of musicians and songs primarily in the folk-punk!

Hugest thank you to Some Die Nameless and 222 Ormsby for having us last night - this was a damn blast!! , .band and blew the damn roof off. (We put it back before we left, Ormsby still has a roof you can go there and not be rained on!)
Thank you Jared for the shots!! 🔥📸

If you ever wanna see this man alive again, we want half a million dollars in unsequential bills, 16 large pizzas (half veggie white sause, half cheese and pep), a football helmet filled with cottage cheese, 100 naked pictures of Ken Jennings, and 5 minutes alone with Pokimane and Jessica Nigri, no questions asked.
New shirts available now!!!

*Me ordering the new Punk With A Camera merch* - I can not believe how many people ripped this design off, absolute bu****it. No one has any creativity.
*Me looking at the stickers that came in the package vs. what I just made* - Oh. Well. I guess more than one person can have the same good idea...
We love you, PWAC. If you forgive us for dueling possums, we'd love to grace your channel someday. 😅

Hey you guys...

THIS FRIDAY!! Come out to our first show of the year. I can't think of anyone cooler to do it with than Some Die Nameless.
After School Special
Meadowcroft
Splash Panel
D. B. Djanco
All at fabulous 222 Ormsby. Get your dancin pants ready! 🤠

New fan art. 🥲 New music coming soon. Happy everything.
Big Dirty got a Ouija Board for Xmas, and we asked it the big questions... 🤔
We tried to make a gif, idk. Just like it, ok. Or don't if you wanna make us cry. 😢

Shirts are finally in! All the special prizes shall be mailed, and all the people who were worried about the D. B. Gremlin shall continue to be afraid. He is alive and real.
If you wish to ward off the gremlin from your home, feel free to send a DM to purchase a shirt. 👯♀️

Our first real Pittsburgh show‼️ And put on by the best in the city. Come out January 17th - Some Die Nameless presents:
, .band, , and US!
All at the fabulous 222 Ormsby. Come on out and dance, or stand around, or lay on the ground, or whatever. Thank you for getting this together.

Do you remember us playing shows? Us too, and we will again soon. I PROMISE. We are finishing recording and doing nifty things till next year. In the meantime, let's look at cute photos from Let's Get Weird 🫠 (thank you 📸)
It's Nick's birthday!! Everyone, please shout at the top of your lungs, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NICK! I'M DISSAPPOINTED IN YOU!!! 🍕🐝🔥 This was way more entertaining of a dinner than we could have ever imagined.

New stickers in the mail! 👯♀️🍻 Can't wait to make you put them on your belongings!
*If you hate them, don't tell Jessica Monroeville cause she will cry. (Spoiler alert, she's probably gonna regardless.)

Well, it took a lot of arguments, tears, and 3 coin tosses, but we've chosen a winner. With the most reacts and most internal votes, we congratulate Matt Wagner on his win! You'll be receiving THE FIRST of our new run of shirts!
These puppies are gonna be available for the holidays, so anyone who didn't win can still grab one for everyone on their naughty list. Just slide into our DMs.
Honorable mentions go to Sydney Walker and Nathan Plum, who are gonna get stickers, weird things from our house, and huggies. 🤗
Now lord knows I can't tag anyone in these damn posts, so someone let them know 😂😂😂 and thank you all for entertaining us!!

UPDATE: ENTRIES ARE CLOSED WE ARE JUDGING 🤔
PRIZE WILL BE GIVEN to the best caption for this photo 🐎 - comment below.
Thank you, , for the wonderful shot 📸
We're finishing up some recordings and will have some new stuff fer ya on all the song sites soon. We'll be back on stage before you know it.
We did it! And guess who didn't swear? JESS GETS AN AWARD!! Thank you so much, Bill. Check out our interview with Build the Scene Radio, and learn something about all of us, I guess. 😅