Charlie Stadtlander

BREAKING: In a 50-50 vote with JD Vance breaking the tie, the Senate puts a ra**st, misogynist, wife be**er, bigot, homophobe, drunk, and criminal with a micro-pen*s as Secretary of Defense. And y’all are still paying $8 for eggs.

California Governor Gavin Newsome is having none of Felon Trump’s antics.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has stopped all foreign aid.

BREAKING: Trump’s executive order ending birthright citizenship has been blocked by a Feferal court with the GOP appointed judge saying-

“In 40 years on the bench, this is the most clear cut and blatantly unconstitutional case I’ve ever seen.” -Judge John Coughenour, a Ronald Reagan appointee

For those in the back - 49% of the vote & 2-Seat House majority are not a mandate.

BREAKING: Trump signs order banning Pride flag in all federal facilities.

BREAKING: School shooting at a Nashville High School.

It’s going to take me a long time to not be angry at Joe Biden for giving us Trump.

Anyone know where I go to get my free eggs and $1/gallon gas today?

Carrie Underwood will forever be Trump Trash who thinks screaming is singing.

Buffalo Bills called for roughing the passer ahead of their game against the Chiefs.

BREAKING: Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards has died.

Why do all these Retrumplicans have jacked up teeth and a m**h arrest mug shot?

In 2008, I changed from being a registered Republican to Democrat after the Republicans went bats**t crazy.

Yesterday, I left the Democrat Party and registered as an Independent - because Democrats have also gone bats**t crazy.

Both the Republican and Democrat Parties are trash.

Republicans support overthrowing Democracy, bigotry, cultism, christian nationalism, and machine guns on the streets.

Democrats support crazy s**t like killing a CEO on a NYC street, anti-semitism, social media over national security, and other bizarre things.

Red MAGA is dangerous.

Blue MAGA is dangerous.

I’m proud to now join with the majority of Americans who think the two political parties are bonkers.

I’m also very ready for America to embrace common sense policies, based on facts and compassion. This will likely require the rise of strong third parties.

Until then - I’m no longer providing financial or other support to either Party.

They are a bunch of loons - right and left.

Thank you, President Biden, for a job well done!

BREAKING: TikTok comes back online after Donald Trump says he will save it. Trash.