EPL jokes

🚨OFFICIAL! Chelsea confirm Tosin Adarabioyo has signed on a four year contract.

He'll move on a free transfer when his Fulham contract expires at the end of this month. His ball-playing skills and height seen as an asset, with a gap in the squad opening up after Thiago Silva's departure.✍️

Enzo on international duties

📸 IG/Enzo Fernandez

🚨 Chelsea are finalising the paperwork on Enzo Maresca’s deal and his backroom staff - all agreed and appointment should be announced soon
( via Jacob Steinberg)

Chelsea is also considering the signing of Barcelona's centre-back Ronald Araújo this summer market.

{Mundo Deportivo}

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*Breaking News* Chelsea's shortlist for the head coach position is down to four candidates: Roberto De Zerbi, Thomas Frank, Enzo Maresca, and Kieran McKenna. Xavi is no longer in the running.
The final choice will be a dynamic, forward-thinking, and progressive coach who aligns with the club's ideology and has experience coaching in English football at a high level.

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea are set to make a move to sign Michael Olise this summer…

Good or Bad move....?

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have notified Ipswich Town of their interest in Kieran McKenna, he is their favoured candidate. ()

To be honest, I no longer recognize my club again 🥹🥹

🚩 Cole Palmer has been named Young Player of the Year.

Source: Premier League

This nkuku celebration cold mehnn💙😊🎈🎈

Full time'

Brighton 1-2 Chelsea 💙😊😊

Reece James has arrived! 🥶

📸

𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠

OFFICIAL: Cole Palmer is your Premier League player of the month for the month of April! Via

The first Chelsea player to do it in over 5 years! After Eden Hazard 🥶🥶💙

Cold is here for breaking and creating records 🥶😊

Cole Palmer has been norminated for the EPL young player of the season

Click the link in the comment section and vote❤️

Chelsea 2023/24 POTY and Chelsea 2023/24 player’s POTY, Cole Palmer.

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Happy 22nd Birthday to Cold Palmer 🥶💙

No blue fan will skip without wishing him 💎💙❤️🥶🥶

FT’ Chelsea 5-0 West Ham

So cool 😎
This is the Chelsea we want to be seeing 🥶🥶

HT' Chelsea 3-0 West Ham

Thoughts so far blues

Your Chelsea side tonight! 🫡

Cole Palmer has been norminated for both POTM and GOTM of April 2024

Vote for him
Link in the CS

FT’
Nice come back 👏👏

🚨🏥 BREAKING! Enzo Fernández will undergo inguinal hernia surgery tomorrow!
(HernanSCastillo)

Hey you 🫵 yes you 🫵 shot up we still hold the biggest win record over Arsenal so why the noice 🥲

Thank you Todd Boehly
Thank you Laurence Stewart
Thank you Paul Wastainly
Thank you Pochettino
Thank you Nicolas Jackson

And to the people of all people that first destroy our darling club by chasing Roman Abramovic out Thank you as well

May Almighty Allah help us in rewarding you all by your evil doers by seeing that our biggest club in the world turn relegation fighting team 🥲🥲

We are finished but still won't quit cus my blood is blue and and my mental health is strong enough to resist this sheges 😂😂

Thiago Silva is ready

🚨🔵 Pochettino on Nkunku: “We have to assess day-by-day”.

“In the last few days, Nkunku has the possibility to be involved in part of the training session. We need to see the reaction and how he evolves”.

Caicedo : “Just over two years ago, I made my debut in the Premier League”

“Look at me now. Two years ago I didn’t play at Brighton, now I’m at one of the best teams in the world, in one of the best midfields in the world”

“I’m seen as an idol for a lot of children in my country Ecuador”

“I’m so happy, I’m so proud for myself, my family is so proud as well. It is all for God because I prayed a lot when I came here, and look now”

(FA)

G⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽d morning blue's 💙

How are you feeling this morning ☺️💙

Greetings from the Hat trick Hero

"Cold Palmer" 🥶🥶🥶

FT’ BIG WINNNNNN!
Chelsea 6-0 Everton

Manchester united go think say na basket ball 😂😂☺️

FT’ BIG WINNNNNN!
Chelsea 6-0 Everton

love the fact that we keep clean sheet ☺️

Amazing first half from the Blues! 👏

Cole palmer is stealing the show again

Things we love to see ☺️🥰

Very soon Burley united will explain how Beckham use take better pass palmer 🫣🫣

🚨OFFICIAL! Chelsea XI to take on Everton!

Petrovic, Gusto, Chalobah, Thiago Silva, Cucurella, Caicedo, Gallagher (c), Palmer, Madueke, Jackson, Mudryk.

( via Chelseafc)
Thoughts blues 🤔

Andrey Santos vs Reims

- 76 Touches
- 9 Passes into the final third
- 3/5 Tackles won (60%)
- 10/14 Ground duels won (71%)
- 5 Fouls won (most in the game)
- 4 Recoveries
- 1 Clearance

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